i woke up like this (filled with existential dread)
parental figure: “sit like a lady”
in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
SORRY THIS WAS A LOT FUNNIER IN MY HEAD
Is that Hawkeye
THAT IS HAWKEYE OMFG
Don´t fall out Legolas Jr.
I’M I’M JAVERT
NOW PRISONER 11111
YOUR TIME IS UP AND YOUR PAROLE’S BEGUN
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
MEANS I’M BREAD
I SWEAR TO GOD IT’S 20 MINUTES AND YOU WILL BE LAUGHING YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF FOR 20 MINUTES
When you have to change the name of a song, so you don’t get sued.
When you sleep with someone in fall out boy, and all you get is a stupid song written about you.
When you can’t find the party.
When your sugar goes up, instead of down.
When Rock and Roll doesn’t want to be saved.
When her gentleman finds out what you know.
When you have a fall out with your boys.
Jesus Christ, Mark. [x]
You know you’re in too deep whenever your favorite YouTuber pretends to be homosexual dinosaurs with himself and it doesn’t affect you the slightest. 😂
look at this snape i found
it seems normal but then
what is this
turn to page 394 motherfucker