the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts
how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you
THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE THING EVER
TRANSLATED TV SHOWS: Part One
Come back next week for part two!
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CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
“That seems sort of harmless but then it kind of gets a little darker and sort of accuses these young pop artists of being part of this cycle where girls read magazines, feel terrible about themselves ‘cause its says “you should be skinnier, you should be prettier”. They feel terrible, and then these pop stars tell them that they’re perfect and that they’re beautiful and they buy the songs and then the popstar’s on the cover of the magazine so they buy a magazine again and it’s sort of this vicious cycle and I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever.
"I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever"
the song’s Repeat Stuff
i know Bucky is super loyal and all, but do ever wonder if he just silently bitches? Bitching Bucky? is that a thing?
This is the proper reaction.
You can see the internal “Do I call him an idiot, or do I keep getting paid…?”
purple skeleton going the extra mile.
Says the guy from Ohio
His parents lived in Ohio. He lived in the moment.